I <3 Bacon Salt

As sad as it was, there was no more food to test Bacon Salt on until payday, so I had to come up with something never done before.

I mixed six cups of sugar with two cups of water and about 3-4 large teaspoons of Bacon Salt. I boiled it until it was all completely dissolved. I poured the cooled bacon-sugar mixture into a large jar. Next, I coated a long piece of string with sugar and inserted it into the jar with the top of the string hanging out of the top so I could pull it out easily later. One week later we had delicious bacon rock candy! I submitted the recipe to Justin and Dave (the inventors of the magical seasoning) and they thought I was kidding! Here’s the pictures!

I wasn’t satisfied yet, and I knew there had to be more things to test with! On a shelf in the bedroom I found an old bag of Yogos fruit flavored yogurt candies. I licked each one and then covered them in Bacon Salt. My wife gave me the strangest look right then, but when she tried one she was shocked and awed by the awesome power of Bacon Salt. Watermelon + Yogurt flavor was more awesome than that silly Mexican watermelon + chili powder candy and probably contained 99.3% less lead.

Digging throuh the kitchen cabinets, I found some Cocoa Puffs! We had no milk so I had to eat it dry. Bacon Cocoa Puffs were great! I was starting to believe nothing couldn’t be improved with the great taste of bacon!

Unfortunately there was on wayback machine cache of the original blog posts, but the first thing I did with Bacon Salt was add it to a cup of Starbucks coffee and a Red Bull. It was all I had handy in my cube and I wanted to try it on as many things as possible as fast as possible! A few hours later I put Bacon Salt on a peanut-butter cup and again, it was a bacontastic experience. When I got home that evening there wasn’t much to east so I ran around and found lots of random stuff. First was Scope mouthwash! It was excellent! Kids around the world would use Scope with Bacon!

Yes I’m finally back to do something with the site!    I left Dell after TEN years on May 30, 2008 and I’m not missing it!   First thing to do is eat some Bacon Salt and re-post all the old pictures.